Miley Cyrus is an idiot

For my final post, I have decided to discuss my least favorite famous person. Miley Cyrus is by far one of the most obnoxious figures in Hollywood for a couple of reasons.

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Image courtesy of Melody Planet

Image courtesy of Melody Planet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. She’s 15, what could she possibly have to write about?

3. Videos like this: 

 

To be honest, I could go on for days about all the little things that the vile teenager does and says that make me want to move to a third world country. However, Miss Cyrus is the perfect storm of all things PR.

She is massively popular with teenage and pre teen girls (why this is I will never know) but at the same time commands the attention of gossip site worshippers. She has so much media attention that she runs a great risk that she will come across negatively to some but be practically stalked by the others. She could probably do without the half naked pictures or the racy Vanity Fair photo shoots but that would not make her stand out in the adult gossip scene of sex scandals and divorces.

Miley is almost a new breed of celebrity because of her sheer popularity. It really does say a lot about the “pimping out” marketing that both Disney and her terrible family have done to her. We have yet to see any other teen celebrity be followed and exploited to this extent. Keeping that in mind, maybe her book will be interesting. I wonder if her birth was filmed in hopes that one day Billy Ray would be able to sell it as a package deal with Miley’s soul. You have to pay for that new riding lawnmower some how.

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